Twenty habits.One species.

Two titles are out now in paperback and Kindle. The men's edition is available in English and Spanish. The rest of the series follows through 2026.

Out now

That You Were Not Prepared For

You will laugh. You will gag. And you will never unsee.

The one that started it all. Twenty habits that leave you with only three questions: Ew. Seriously? How is it possible that men do this?

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Paperback & Kindle

The Beautiful Game… With a Dirty Side

Laugh. Gag. Shake your head. Love the game anyway.

Special Edition 2026. Players, referees and fans — plus the Football Slang Survival Guide, the Mega-Quiz and the Glossary of the Gross.

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Paperback & Kindle

Equal Time, Equal Filth

Wait… every woman does this, right?

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That Drive You Crazy!

She doesn't knock. She doesn't text. She simply appears.

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That Will Make You Fall Off Your Seat

Strong stench, stronger opinions.

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Out nowPaperback

By Mrs Zippy Mason

Track the chaos. Survive the mess. Reclaim your peace. The books tell you what they do. This one gives you somewhere to write it all down.

01Log the offenceDate it, describe it, rate it out of ten. Evidence matters.
02Weekly damage reportA full spread to assess the state of the household.
03Room for revengeOr just for Tuesday. The page doesn't judge.
04Prompts from the seriesFor the days you can't think of anything, which will be rare.

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